Timely Nonsense

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Timely Nonsense ultrasignup.com
Date 11 Sep, 2027
Races 4 distances
Entry fee $50.00 – $200.00
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Timely Nonsense

About the event

Step into the whimsical world of Timely Nonsense on September 11, 2027, where traditional timed running events meet urban adventure. This unique race unfolds at Park, a sprawling 58-acre green space nestled within Chicago's vibrant cityscape. Participants can choose between a challenging 6-hour or grueling 12-hour endurance run, circling a picturesque one-mile loop that winds through lush gardens and shaded pathways.
The event promises an unparalleled running experience with its signature twist: every hour, runners are greeted by fresh challenges designed to test both body and mind. With just one aid station at the Start/Finish line well-stocked with ultra-running essentials, participants must rely on their wits and determination throughout this endurance marathon.
Beyond the physical demands of the race lies a vibrant community spirit fostered by Curious Ultrarunner’s Secret Society, dedicated to infusing fun and laughter into every step. Join fellow runners in reveling in the joyous atmosphere as you navigate through hours filled with spontaneous challenges and camaraderie.
Timely Nonsense celebrates inclusivity and diversity, offering free entries for BIPOC and LGBTQ+ athletes, affirming that everyone has a place within this supportive community of curious ultrarunners.

Races offered

11Sep

12HR 4 Person Relay

Running

Distance
12 Hours
Start time
07:00
Entry fee
$200.00
11Sep

12HR Individual

Running

Distance
12 Hours
Start time
07:00
Entry fee
$150.00
11Sep

3 Hour

Running

Distance
3 Hours
Start time
07:00
Entry fee
$50.00
11Sep

6HR Individual

Running

Distance
6 Hours
Start time
07:00
Entry fee
$75.00

Weather history

3-year monthly averages for September in Chicago.

Temperature16.2° / 23.1°
Feels like15.1° / 22.3°
Sunshine hours9h 53m
Rainfall2.9 mm
Snowfall—
Wind13.0 km/h (Gentle breeze)
Humidity75.3%
Max UV indexModerate (5.0)
Sweat lossModerate
Course conditionsFirm and slightly soft
Sunrise06:31
Sunset18:58

About Chicago

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Chicago is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Illinois and in the Midwestern United States. Located on the western shore of Lake Michigan, it is the third-most populous city in the United States and the fifth-most populous city in North America, with a population of 2.74 million at the 2020 census. The Chicago metropolitan area has approximately 9.62 million residents according to the 2020 census and is the third-largest metropolitan statistical area in the country and part of the fourth-largest combined statistical area in the United States, spanning 19 counties in three states and with a population of nearly 10 million. Chicago is the county seat of Cook County, the second-most populous county in the U.S.

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Race results

All-time top performances and historical records for Timely Nonsense.

Place Name Gender Age Year City Time
🥇 Myka Kennedy F 40 '23 — 32
🥈 Kristin Strom F 43 '23 — 48
🥉 Sandra Kurby F 43 '22 — 50
4 Kristin Strom F 45 '25 — 50
5 Christy Chiappone F 50 '23 — 50

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