Name: Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
Start: 2027-02-06
End: 2027-02-06
Location: Canoga Park

About the Event

Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?

Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half Marathon, a 90s-inspired run packed with mall glam, plaid, and way too much lip gloss.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just looking for an excuse to break out your best 90s look, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’...in the best way.

Choose your challenge:

Clueless & Breathless 5K 🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus points if you run in plaid.
Totally Buggin’ 10K 💅 Longer than Cher's shopping list and twice as fierce.
The Alaïa Half Marathon 👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Stay hydrated.
The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) 🛍️ Can’t make it in person? Run from wherever you are and still earn your medal.

Expect 90s jams and plenty of mallcore energy.

Costumes strongly encouraged. Plaid, platform-shoe energy, feather pens, and your most fabulous 90s looks are all welcome.

📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)

Can’t make it to Canoga Park? Join us from your own timeline. Complete your race wherever you are and earn the same finisher medal as our in-person runners.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.

3.2 mm

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air Avg wind speed

7.1 km/h (Light breeze)

opacity Sweat loss rate

Moderate

terrain Course conditions

Firm and slightly soft

sunny Max UV Index

Low (2.0)

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57.3%

wb_twilight Sunrise

07:52

nightlight Sunset

17:47

About Canoga Park

Learn more about the host city, Canoga Park.

Canoga Park is a neighborhood in the city of Los Angeles, California, located in the San Fernando Valley. Before the Mexican–American War, the neighborhood was part of a rancho, and after the American victory it was converted into wheat farms and then subdivided, with part of it named Owensmouth as a town founded in 1912. It was annexed by Los Angeles in 1917 and was renamed Canoga Park on March 1, 1931, after Canoga, New York.

Hotels & Places to Stay

Race Results

Official finishing times from previous editions of Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half.

Place	Name	Gender	Age	City	Time
🥇	Roman Valadez	M	14	West Hills, CA	—
🥈	Joshua Holmes	M	47	Los Angeles, CA	—
🥉	Lindsay Phenix	F	35	Los Angeles, CA	—
4	Dana Gant	F	42	Reseda, CA	—
5	John Remo	—	—	—	—
6	Madden Bugnosen	F	19	North Hills, CA	—
7	Ashley Guan	F	24	San Gabriel, CA	—
8	Melina torres	F	29	Ontario, CA	—
9	Tom Bensinger	M	40	Los Angeles, CA	—
10	Jianna Valenzuela	F	21	North Hills, CA	—
11	Richard Held	M	77	North Hollywood, CA	—
12	Celest Canino	—	—	—	—
13	John Heppe	M	41	Culver City, CA	—
14	Teresa Cook	F	28	Apple Valley, CA	—
15	Danny Clapp	F	38	Culver City, CA	—
16	Erin Mechanic	F	39	Los Angeles, CA	—
17	Sahar Nasih	F	21	Ontario, CA	—
18	Alexandria Parker	F	39	Pasadena, CA	—
19	Jennifer Diaz	F	33	Canyon Country, CA	—
20	Aimee Diaz	F	37	Canyon Country, CA	—
21	Jonathan Bugnosen	M	55	North Hills, CA	—
22	Shadae Miles	F	40	Rancho Cucamonga, CA	—
23	Ann Miller	F	50	West Hills, CA	—
24	Giancarlo Recinos	M	43	West Hills, CA	—
25	Chelsey Basuel-Magaling	F	31	North Hills, CA	—
26	Glevelyn Patrimonio	F	30	Granada Hills, CA	—
27	Tammi Terrell-Morris	F	41	Chino Hills, CA	—
28	Inez Lozano	F	24	Pico Rivera, CA	—
29	Gina Lozano	F	41	Pico Rivera, CA	—
30	Hector Ureno	M	38	Riverside, CA	—
31	Ana Cruz	F	39	Van Nuys, CA	—
32	Rebecca Wipfler	F	29	Pasadena, CA	—
33	Astrid Johnson	F	37	Los Angeles, CA	—
34	Yecsenia Cabrera	F	37	Canoga Park, CA	—

Place	Name	Gender	Age	City	Time
🥇	Sergey Sandul	M	29	Canoga Park, CA	—
🥈	Hayley Fuzee	F	38	Tarzana, CA	—
🥉	Iryna Pryshlyai	F	30	Los Angeles, CA	—
4	Illia Holubenko	M	32	Dania, FL	—
5	Katherine Englehart	F	50	Sylmar, CA	—
6	Karol Alcaraz	F	31	Palmdale, CA	—
7	Leah Runyan	F	29	Los Angeles, CA	—
8	Belle Macedo	F	22	West Covina, CA	—
9	Johana Romero	F	36	Chatsworth, CA	—
10	Gaby Moretta	F	43	Granada Hills, CA	—
11	Matthew Evans	M	35	North Hills, CA	—
12	Ruby Mora	F	39	West Covina, CA	—
13	Michelle Conover	F	53	Woodland Hills, CA	—
14	Jessica Marquez	F	19	North Hills, CA	—
15	Alma Ordonez	F	49	North Hills, CA	—
16	Yuliya Balym	F	22	Canoga Park, CA	—
17	Paloma Gasparov	F	22	Los Angeles, CA	—
18	Adriana Chavira	F	55	North Hollywood, CA	—
19	Michael Escobar	M	28	El Monte, CA	—
20	Daniela Ramirez	F	40	Sylmar, CA	—

Place	Name	Gender	Age	City	Time
🥇	Tyler Rasmussen	M	39	Van Nuys, CA	—
🥈	Jack Schaedel	M	55	La Canada Flintridge, CA	—
🥉	Hailey Yi	F	31	Porter Ranch, CA	—
4	Zach Lyons	M	39	Los Angeles, CA	—
5	Dedzidi Ladzekpo	F	31	Woburn, MA	—
6	Amber Kieley	F	41	North Hollywood, CA	—
7	Kayla Kaiser	F	45	Northridge, CA	—
8	Yahaira Hernandez	F	41	Winnetka, CA	—
9	Armando Ledezma	M	48	Palmdale, CA	—
10	Bradley Friedman	M	60	Northridge, CA	—