Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half

United States flag Canoga Park, California, United States

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Date 06 Feb, 2027
Races 4 distances
Entry fee $34.99
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Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half

About the event

Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?

Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half Marathon, a 90s-inspired run packed with mall glam, plaid, and way too much lip gloss.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just looking for an excuse to break out your best 90s look, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’...in the best way.

Choose your challenge:

  • Clueless & Breathless 5K 🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus points if you run in plaid.
  • Totally Buggin’ 10K 💅 Longer than Cher's shopping list and twice as fierce.
  • The Alaïa Half Marathon 👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Stay hydrated.
  • The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) 🛍️ Can’t make it in person? Run from wherever you are and still earn your medal.

Expect 90s jams and plenty of mallcore energy.

Costumes strongly encouraged. Plaid, platform-shoe energy, feather pens, and your most fabulous 90s looks are all welcome.

📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)

Can’t make it to Canoga Park? Join us from your own timeline. Complete your race wherever you are and earn the same finisher medal as our in-person runners.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.

 

Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.

Races offered

06Feb

Clueless & Breathless 5K

Running

Distance
5K
Start time
07:00
Entry fee
$34.99
06Feb

The Alaïa Half Marathon

Running

Distance
21.1K
Start time
07:00
Entry fee
$34.99
06Feb

The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual)

Running

Distance
1K
Start time
07:00
Entry fee
$34.99
06Feb

Totally Buggin’ 10K

Running

Distance
10K
Start time
07:00
Entry fee
$34.99

Weather history

3-year monthly averages for February in Canoga Park.

Temperature9.6° / 20.6°
Feels like6.8° / 18.1°
Sunshine hours8h 20m
Rainfall3.2 mm
Snowfall—
Wind7.1 km/h (Light breeze)
Humidity57.3%
Max UV indexLow (2.0)
Sweat lossModerate
Course conditionsFirm and slightly soft
Sunrise07:52
Sunset17:47

About Canoga Park

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Canoga Park is a neighborhood in the city of Los Angeles, California, located in the San Fernando Valley. Before the Mexican–American War, the neighborhood was part of a rancho, and after the American victory it was converted into wheat farms and then subdivided, with part of it named Owensmouth as a town founded in 1912. It was annexed by Los Angeles in 1917 and was renamed Canoga Park on March 1, 1931, after Canoga, New York.

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Race results

Official finishing times from previous editions of Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half.

Place Name Gender Age City Time
🥇 Roman Valadez M 14 West Hills, CA —
🥈 Joshua Holmes M 47 Los Angeles, CA —
🥉 Lindsay Phenix F 35 Los Angeles, CA —
4 Dana Gant F 42 Reseda, CA —
5 John Remo — — — —

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