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Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show

Name: Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show
Start: 2026-03-07
End: 2026-03-07
Location: Houston, Texas

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Houston, Texas, United States

calendar_today 07 Mar, 2026

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About the Event

Welcome to the Houston Roast Run & Comedy Show, where endurance meets embarrassment and punchlines come with a side of lactic acid.

This one-of-a-kind event features a 5K(ish) on the scenic Buffalo Bayou Trails… but with a twist. Along the course, you’ll be heckled (err, motivated) by professional comedians stationed throughout the route, armed with microphones and zero chill. They’ll be roasting your stride, your outfit, and probably your life choices, all in good fun. (Mostly.)

After you've limped through the finish line and rebuilt your ego, stick around for a post-race comedy show featuring three of Houston’s top comedians. Prefer to skip the cardio and go straight to the comedy? You can do that too—comedy show-only tickets are available.

🎽 5K + Roasting Stations
🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy Show

📍 The Water Works at Buffalo Bayou
🗓 Saturday, March 7, 2026
⏰ 5K at 5:00 PM | Comedy Show at 6:30 PM

🥇 Finisher Swag & Optional Dignity
🍻 Food & Drink Vendors On Site
😂 Comedy-Only Tickets Available

Whether you're here to run, laugh, or just get publicly roasted without the hassle of a family holiday, we've got you covered.

Races Offered

5k & Comedy Show

Mar 07, 2026

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Distance — 3.1 Miles

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17:00

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$59.99

5k

Mar 07, 2026

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Distance — 3.1 Miles

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18:30

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$39.99

5k & Comedy Show - NO SWAG

Mar 07, 2026

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Distance — 3.1 Miles

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Type — Running

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18:30

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$49.99

5k - NO SWAG

Mar 07, 2026

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Distance — 3.1 Miles

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Type — Running

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18:30

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$29.99

Comedy Show

Mar 07, 2026

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Distance — Comedy Show

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Type — Running

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18:30

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$29.99

Weather Overview

These values represent the 3-year monthly averages for March in Houston.

Temp (°C)

Feels Like (°C)

thermostat 7.8° / 17.6°

wb_sunny 4.0° / 15.2°

Wind (km/h)

Humidity (%)

air 14.7 /

water_drop 72.4%

Temp (°C)

Feels Like (°C)

Wind (km/h)

Humidity (%)

thermostat 7.8° / 17.6°

wb_sunny 4.0° / 15.2°

air 14.7 km/h

water_drop 72.4%

About Houston

Houston is a sprawling port city in Southeastern Texas. An oil boom and continuing international immigration has brought explosive growth to the city, and it is now the fifth largest metropolitan area in the United States and the most diverse large city since 2021. While at first glance, the city appears to be a 9-5 central business district surrounded by a sea of suburbs and strip malls, there are many hidden gems to be discovered.