Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half

About the Event

December 20, 2025 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this?
Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half—a 90s high school holiday run bursting with mall glam, holiday sparkle, and way too much lip gloss.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just trying to burn off those holiday carbs, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’—in the best way.

Clueless & Breathless 5K 🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus if you run in plaid.
Totally Buggin’ 10K 💅 Longer than Cher's holiday gift list—and twice as fierce.
The Alaïa Half Marathon 👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Don’t get mugged—stay hydrated.
The Multiverse Holiday Shopping Spree (Virtual) 🛍️ Run any distance, from anywhere—even the food court. Your medal ships post-haste.

Expect mallcore energy, glam cheer zones, 90s jams, and a sprinkle of holiday chaos.
Costumes strongly encouraged—extra credit for fur-trimmed Santa hats and feather pens.

📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)
Run virtually anytime from Dec 20–22, and we’ll mail your medal faster than a boyfriend makeover montage.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Parody Disclaimer
This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.

Humidity (%)

air 8.4 /

water_drop 56.1%

Temp (°C)

Feels Like (°C)

Wind (km/h)

Humidity (%)

thermostat 8.8° / 19.8°

wb_sunny 5.5° / 17.0°

air 8.4 km/h

water_drop 56.1%

About Canoga Park

Learn more about the host city, Canoga Park.

Canoga Park is a neighborhood in the city of Los Angeles, California, located in the San Fernando Valley. Before the Mexican–American War, the neighborhood was part of a rancho, and after the American victory it was converted into wheat farms and then subdivided, with part of it named Owensmouth as a town founded in 1912. It was annexed by Los Angeles in 1917 and was renamed Canoga Park on March 1, 1931, after Canoga, New York.